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November 10th, 2009

I start my BS in Graphic Design through the Art Institute of Pittsburgh Online Division on the 12th. Since I'm a veteran and a member of the military, I get 20% off the price of tuition, andt the Post-911 GI Bill will pay for it in whole. I'll have to get either an advance from the VA for my supplies/books/software, or get a merit scholarship from AIO. Either way, I am moving forward. Go me.

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Sent out a mass email to people to manage their time and be ready to discuss the chapter in class.

Except, well, class is a waste of time. We go over material that she has clearly not gone over herself, it's not uncommon for her to spend 10 minutes working out something before she can even start showing us how to do it. AND SHE DOES THIS WORKING OUT OF THE PROBLEM DURING CLASS. It's not working it out as a student would to demonstrate the process, she's working it out to understand it before she can even start to demonstrate it.

She's also condescending. Her tone of voice is what people use for a cute toddler they meet in a supermarket. She uses "times" and "minus" as if the words "multiply" and "subtract" are too complicated for us. She's let the word "subtract" slip, and immediately corrected herself to say "minus". WTF. Does she really think we don't know what "subtract" means? And honestly, if someone is in college and doesn't know, they should be in remedial classes not statistics.

Oh, she cannot function at all without the overhead projector. Which she barely knows how to operate even when it's working. In class, you cannot do shit without the book. But she doesn't push people to get their own book. So I'll have 2 other people working off my book, if I need to refer back a couple pages to get the thing that she never bothered to mention and someone else needs the current page, well, me, the one that bought the book, is screwed. So we are forced to use the book in class, and those that actually bought a copy have it's in class usefulness seriously degraded. The times I've skipped class I've gotten that weeks material down much faster and more completely than I did the times I showed up. This professor is actually an active obstacle to learning statistics.

Even my SQL instructor was better. He was redundant, and had some weaknesses on terminology, but he at least explained things. Not terribly well most of the time, but he actually did his job. And he didn't constantly insult our intelligence by talking to us like we were five. And attending class, while I'd have liked to get more out of it, was not a complete waste of time that added nothing to my understanding of the subject.

My end of semester evaluation of this professor is likely to be very brutal. I'll likely use a phrase I've used only once before for the "How would you improve this course?" question. "Fire the professor".

Good Jam.

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Hi, so I'm relatively new to Pittsburgh, at least in the sense that I'm not yet fully familiar with where to get good food.

I need good jam.

When I first moved here, I got some awesome jam in Toronto, and then mid-way through summer I bought more delicious jam when I went to Lancaster (at Kauffmans.)

But I recently ran out and I've yet to find any good jam here in Pittsburgh.

And I'm not brave enough to buy anything expensive just to find out it's awful.


I keep buying Trader Joe's brand and it makes me sad inside. Because it's gross. And it totally ruins the awesome scones I get from the Mediterra bakehouse (via the East End Co-op.)

So plase share with me what you know about good jam in the 'burgh. (And other food too!)

House Update

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Inspection was yesterday, and that went well. The roof is the only (minor) sticky point. We know it was replaced at some time, but we don't know when; the inspector's best guess is about ten years ago. There is some evidence of water damage near a skylight, but we think it was probably from before the roof was replaced. Even so, we're going to see if the seller won't be able to get someone to certify that there are no leak problems at the present time. The seller himself showed up toward the end of the inspection- nice enough guy from what I heard- and he was adamant that he's had no trouble with the roof in the time he's owned the place. We're inclined to believe him, but we'd still like to cover our asses. Mom and Ray came over during the inspection to see the place, and they really like it. Parental approval is not absolutely required, but it is a plus.

Homeowner's insurance is squared away, at least as much as possible right now. The insurance company will be contacting the mortgage broker to carry out the remaining part of the deal.

Mortgage paperwork should be arriving shortly. Over the weekend, we gathered up the sorts of things that we'll have to turn in with it: pay stubs, W-2s, current bank statements, and such. Still waiting to hear how many pints of blood the underwriter will want after that.

As far as what's under our control, that's pretty much it for now. We paid out some hand money when our offer was accepted, and when we're done ironing out the inspection details and the inspection is "released," we'll be paying out more hand money (not everyone does it this way, but we wanted to show the seller that we meant serious biz). After that happens, and once our mortgage is approved, it'll probably be safe enough to give notice to our landlord.

Closing is slated for the end of December. We'll be pestering the hell out of our Realtor and mortgage broker to ensure that all loose ends are tied well before then. On one hand, I'm glad we've allotted so much time for everyone involved to get their ducks in a row. On the other, I'm ready to sign all the paperwork yesterday and just move in already!
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Just found out my grandfather died. I want to talk about it, but not with my coworkers. I can't take today off work because I need to go to Boston for the funeral. This is the first time one of my close relatives has died and I just feel a pit in my stomach. I think right now mostly I want a hug and a good cry. Back to work...
Resolved, That two battalions of Marines be raised consisting of one colonel, two lieutenant-colonels, two majors, and other officers, as usual in other regiments; that they consist of an equal number of privates with other battalions; that particular care be taken that no persons be appointed to office, or enlisted into said battaions but such as are good seamen, or so acquainted with maritime affairs as to be able to serve with advantage by sea when required; that they be enlisted and commissioned to serve for and during the present War with Great Britain and the colonies, unless dismissed by order of Congress; that they be distinguished by names of First and Second Battalions of American Marines, and that they be considered as part of the number which the Continental Army before Boston is ordered to consist of.

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hee hee hee, it's just one of the questions on the religion flow chart

just for your general amusement. :)
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One of the reasons I despise most mainstream hiphop these days is the way it unrepentantly objectifies women. I wouldn't take the step of suggesting it be legally restricted, and rarely speak against it unless the topic happens to come up in conversation. I just vote against it by refusing to purchase it, even if I happen to like the sound. While I'll tolerate and enjoy vapid and outright stupid music if it sounds good, if I'm offended when I listen to it, thats a line I don't cross.

That said, I don't mind depictions of lust towards women. This can be a fine line, but I do see a difference in lust being directed at women, and objectifying them. Lust basically means you want to fuck the shit out of them, to put it somewhat crudely. It does not, however, actively deny that they are good for anything else. The more objectifying strands in mainstream hip hop however, do seem to deny that women have any use other than as glorified sex toys.

Whats brought this on is 3OH!3 ft Katy Perry - Starstrukk. The original didn't have her, and IMO, it isn't all that good. It doesn't step completely over the line to objectification, but it at least gets a couple toes over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PNYJQrX36I

Is the song.

For reference, the version without Katy Perry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXwtOroPLl0&feature=related

Whats the difference? The one with Katy Perry equalizes it. Her part in the song is just as lustful and objectifying as the male parts. It makes the lust a human thing, not just something men have and women are expected to respond to. The way she comes into the video is especially good at firmly establishing this.

And unlike the objectifying mainstream hip hop that has a token female part, she isn't simply expressing her submission or playfully "refusing" in that annoying "no means yes" theme. It's like "you are nothing but a horny toad using me for sex, well, the feeling is mutual". The female is as important as the male, and it's not denying that either is good for other things too. Just, at the moment, lust is on their minds.

Aside from being less misogynistic, the call and response structure just seems to work better with a female for one of the parts. It works better musically, dance music is heavy on repetition but with a call and response structure, you need some contrasts between the two. The original was very weak on this point. I also like the instrumentals on the one with Katy better.

November 9th, 2009

Game 8: 28-10 (W)

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We were down four starters tonight. Could anyone tell? (Carter! Holy shit!)

The offense needed a half to get going, but (pick and fumble aside) were pretty brilliant after that. Two TDs for Hines, yay!! Mendenhall got into his rhythm, and could practically move the ball at will. The D was fantastic throughout: scoring points, making INTs, and not allowing the Broncos to capitalize on our offense's mistakes.

Poor Broncos received the ol' one-two punch from the AFC North. I dare say, the AFC North is the most badass division in the League at present. I can't believe I'm saying it, but we'll have our work cut out for us next week against Cincinnasty.

SIXBURGH: How Many Yinz Got? (sign in the crowd)
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Hello, fellow Pittsburghers!

I've spent the past 18 months renovating an apartment and now it's ready to rent. If anyone is looking to rent an efficiency apartment in the South Side, please contact me for all the details via my LJ or my email: fastercat6860@yahoo.com

I hope it's okay to post this and THANKS!


IN 1910, A COHORT of ultra-conservative American Protestants drew up a list of non-negotiable beliefs they insisted any genuine Christian must subscribe to...Their catalog featured doctrines such as the virgin birth, the physical resurrection of Christ, and his imminent second coming. The cornerstone, though, was a belief in the literal inerrancy of every syllable of the Bible, including in matters of geology, paleontology, and secular history. They called these beliefs fundamentals, and proudly styled themselves “fundamentalists” - true believers who feared that liberal movements like the social gospel and openness to other faiths were eroding the foundation of their religion.
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THE VARIOUS MOVEMENTS we lump together as “fundamentalist” differ from one another, but they bear some family resemblances. Each reaches back selectively into its own tradition and exhumes some text or rite or pattern, declaring it to be the bedrock of faith. For Protestant fundamentalists, it was a righteous society in which, they believed, a verbally inspired Bible had held sway. For Catholics, especially after Vatican II, it was the Latin Mass, the symbol of a changeless authoritative tradition. For Muslims it was the short era of the “rightly guided caliphs” who led Islam immediately after the death of the Prophet, before disunity shattered their community and outsiders warped their civilization.


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Interessant. Unfortunately though it's inherent exclusiveness leads to weakness and diminuition of the movement (you ain't of the hard core!, etc.) we will prolly never see the end to fundamentalism.
1. How do you feel about it?
2. Some Movement Athesit types are often accused of being fundamantalists. Are they REALLY like their theistic counterparts? (What is the bedrock of 'atheist faith'? The idea that one should be able to justify their atheism through reason? Or what?)
3. Did you have the song 'Age of Aquarius' going through your head as a sarcastic soundtrack to the authors concluding paragraph? Or was that just me?

Understanding Pro-Life

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A video to emphasize that the pro-lifers who are against having abortion legal and safe are not taking action because the hateful people trying to force a religion on others but rather are good people who are just confused about what human life and consciousness really is. The confusion obviously comes from a society that makes it acceptable to take the Bible as a source of truth.

Won't you be my neighbor?

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Hi there!  I'm back on LJ after a long hiatus and losing my interest to post on my old journal.  I intend to change all that with this new journal.  So far I only have two tiny entries but I hope to expand that, as the holiday season falls upon us and as my creativity progresses. 

I'm looking for friends who'd be interested in the same things I am and would leave a comment every now and then when they feel so inclined. I like reading about all sorts of things - even if you think your life is boring, I'll probably still find something to say about it!

I am:

...from Pennsylvania
...26-years old
...a single (bisexual, though I prefer men) female (not really looking though)
...a huge fan of Matthew Gray Gubler and Criminal Minds
...a fan of Dexter, House M.D., Six Feet Under and CSI (Vegas, not Miami or NY so much)
...a starving artist always seeking inspiration, a muse, anything!
...the proud owner of two cute cats and a stupid dog
...interested in people and things of all sorts, especially unique and/or creative/artsy-fartsy types
...sarcastic, dry, "dark"
...almost always at home due to chronic knee problems and seizures
...interested in getting into the "world" of LJ - i.e. I'd love to start making icons, picspams, etc.
...terrified of clowns
...made of skin and bones so I hate cold weather

And of course there's more info on my profile page! If you have some things in common or just want to add me then feel free (with the exception of friends collectors please.  I don't want to be just a number)  and I'll most likely add you back.  

Thanks for reading and I hope to get acquainted with some of you!


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Oh, for the love of Mike.

The Idiot Boy mayor has asked city council to tax college students for the privilege of going to school in Pittsburgh.

While Pitt and UPMC remain tax exempt.

Does anybody else see anything wrong with this picture? Let's tax poor college students (many of whom are city residents or employees of city businesses, and thus *already* taxed for their use of city services) while the wealthiest corporations in our city continue to cry "non-profit!" and pay nothing.

Oy vey ...



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November 8th, 2009

More Comedy Relief!

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Yay!

Lookit!

It's Conservapedia's entry on Atheism!

Highlights of this Wise and Wonderful Article:


On Attempts to Dilute the Definition of Atheism:


"Charles Bradlaugh, in 1876, proposed that atheism does not assert 'there is no God,' and by doing so he diluted the traditional definition of atheism. Since 1979, many atheists have followed Bradlaugh's thinking further and stated that atheism is merely a lack of belief in any god. The motive for such a shift in meaning appears to be to an attempt to shift the burden of proof regarding the existence of God to the theism side."

Goodness, the audacity, shifting the burden of proof like that!

On Atheists in America and Charity:

"Concerning the issue of atheism and uncharitableness, the evidence indicates that per capita charitable giving by atheists and agnostics in America is significantly less than by theists, according to a study by the Barna Group: 'The typical no-faith American donated just $200 in 2006, which is more than seven times less than the amount contributed by the prototypical active-faith adult ($1500).'"

Three guesses what kind of organization the Barna Group is--and the first two don't count.

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Like Spanish, Irish has masculine and feminine nouns.

And like Spanish, there are masculine endings and feminine endings, plus the occasional word that doesn't fit the categories and exceptions to those that exist.

Except, well, there are 14 masculine endings, 14 feminine. One of them, it's a masculine or feminine ending based on how many syllables are in the word.

That's just annoying to learn though. What is interesting are what words are masculine and what are feminine. In languages with this distinction, I wonder if any studies have been done on why they put different words in each category?

I'm starting to think I need to take a Linguistics course, what with my developing interest in how languages get to be the way they are. How much does the culture influence how the language develops, how much does the language influence how the culture develops? At best, right now I can make some potentially plausible speculations, but I don't even know where to start looking to confirm or deny them.
I'm completely in love with current mainstream dance music.

Most of it is vapid and inane, no substance whatsoever and minimal innovation or talent behind it.

But that DOES NOT MATTER. Dance music doesn't have to be brilliant or have substance. It needs a steady beat, significant but not overpowering repetition, and actually thats really all it needs. Modern mainstream dance music does these things pretty well, even if most of it sounds like little more than 80s synthpop with updated hardware. It knows what it is, and does not try to be more than this. It's not that it's compromising to reach mainstream popularity, it's just that the mainstream has come around to it.

That said, some of the younger fans of it get on my nerves when they go on and on about how fresh and new Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are. I love both of them, good music there. But originality and innovation is really not their strong point. Even Gaga's batshit crazy fashion sense is straight out of the 80s. Most of "The Fame" would not have sounded at all unexpected coming from Berlin circa 1985.

Dance music is a soundtrack, not music that is meant to stand fully on its own. It's great when the latter can be achieved in a dance music context, but people seem to expect all music to do that. They miss the point entirely.

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eBook readers

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Thinking of getting the new B&N one, the Nook.

Main advantage over the Kindle is a wider variety of eBook formats it supports. The Kindle DX will come a ways to plugging that hole, but at a higher cost.

It's also interesting that the Nook runs Android. I wonder just how customized the Nook's Android will be? Will it be able to run Android apps? Will it have access to the AppMarket?

It will be interesting to see. If it has Android app support, it could find a great deal of use beyond being an eBook reader. It will basically be a small general purpose computer at that point. Sure, with a UI customized for reading, it's going to be fairly limited even if the full Android API is available. But it will have its uses. I do hope that it has some app support, though I'm sure that there will be a hacker out there smarter than me that will get enough of Android running on it to support some apps even if the Nook doesn't ship that way.

A rant + some ?s

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Last night I went to a friend's bday party at a really big coffee place.  It was just a regular coffee place that show cases bands and such.  She was really excited because it was open mic night and she was going to go up to read a poem she wrote.

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That Fort Hood shooter

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Let's see.

1. He's said that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are part of a war on Islam.

2. He'd made posts comparing suicide bombers to soldiers who jump on a grenade to save their comrades.

3. He'd been placed on probation earlier in his career for trying to convert patients to Islam.

4. He was apparently so devout that he refused to even appear in his office Christmas photo, because that would require him to have his picture taken with a woman in the frame.

5. During a grand rounds presentation at a medical conference, he decided to regale the attendees with details of the punishments the Koran sets out for nonbelievers.

They have grand rounds, right? They, you know, dozens of medical staff come into an auditorium, and somebody stands at the podium at the front and gives a lecture about some academic issue, you know, what drugs to prescribe for what condition. But instead of that, he - Hasan apparently gave a long lecture on the Koran and talked about how if you don't believe, you are condemned to hell. Your head is cut off. You're set on fire. Burning oil is burned down your throat.

And I said to the psychiatrist, but this cold be a very interesting informational session, right? Where he's educating everybody about the Koran. He said but what disturbed everybody was that Hasan seemed to believe these things. And actually, a Muslim in the audience, a psychiatrist, raised his hand and said, excuse me. But I'm a Muslim and I do not believe these things in the Koran, and then I don't believe what you say the Koran says. And then Hasan didn't say, well, I'm just giving you one point of view. He basically just stared the guy down.


6. Witnesses report that he shouted "Allahu ackbar!" as he started firing.


How does Chris Matthews interpret all this? "We may never know if religion is a factor at Fort Hood."

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Anyone know what's going on with all the helicopters and police cars zooming around downtown? I'm in Oxford Center and a police helicopter flew by my window a few minutes back, it zoomed in between Oxford and the Grant Building, which was pretty crazy.

I know the Russell Crowe movie is filming on the Allegheny River bridges today, is this madness for that? Or is it other madness entirely?
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