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FREE BACON

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

FREE BACON

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run the fuck away
There is a bar giving away free bacon every Tuesday just down the street from me.

Bonus: "Sponsored by Lipitor"!
  • Which, in America, will bring an even larger crowd than if they offered "FREE BEER."
  • Ok, NOW you've sold me on Pittsburgh.
    • Bacon is also kosher. Why, you ask? Because it is not actually pork. It is the manna that the LORD sent in the wilderness.
  • The Directions page is friggin' great!

    And the "BOGO DiNardo" special is named in "honor" of Joe DiNardo, the former WTAE weatherman. He used to show up at local schools for assemblies and stuff all the time. Also, he failed to predict several pretty bad storms that rolled through the 'Burgh over the years...
    • So is their about page. These guys seem damn awesome!
      • "Despite reports of KDKA and local eyewitnesses, our 'candles' are rechargeable electronic devices that operate on about 3 volts and create less heat than a wandering hand rubbing an upper thigh under the table."

        Awesome indeed!
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