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In the Vacation Duldrums?

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

In the Vacation Duldrums?

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Tom Baker
Tired of the same old, boring vacations? Dreading the thought of yet _another_ theme park, historical site, and sandy beach?

Never fear! The Cambodia military will let you blow up a cow with a rocket launcher for $400!

The Somali Minister of Tourism also promises that tourists will leave Somalia alive, and hopefully won't be kidnapped. "At least, we would try to make sure they were not kidnapped, though it can happen."

Now _that's_ a tourist draw. You can also get hand grenades for $10USD in Somalia, so if you _don't_ leave alive, it's probably your own fault!
  • After that, Disneyland seems so pointless.
  • hmm...

    actually, i think the $200 refund policy for missing the bovine is quite generous.

    and yes, the Somali folks can desist with the reassurances. really, they've done enough as it ist. ;-) pf.
  • Please Forgive Me, I Can't Help Myself...

    (Music plays in background as man helps five-year old son shoulder rocket launcher)

    It's a holiday in Cambodia
    It's tough, kid, but it's life
    It's a holiday in Cambodia
    Don't forget to pack your wife


    ANNOUNCER: Somali hand grenade: Ten dollars. Cambodian shoulder-mounted anti-tank weapon: Four hundred dollars.

    (Rocket fires, throwing child to the ground. Smoke and flying cow parts obscure the look on father's face)

    ANNOUNCER: Teaching your child to get in touch with nature: Priceless.

    There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's impoverished Third World nations.

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