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I need help...

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

run the fuck away

Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

I need help...

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run the fuck away
I don't care what method you use, prayer, sending energy, spells, just saying "good luck", hostage taking, pillaging, whatever- I need that help. I just got an email offering one hum-dinger of a job. The sort of job I would kill to have, and not just one or two people; I'd level entire cities for this job. Sodom and Gamorrah would look like wienie roasts compared to what I would do to get this job.

Let me 'splain. First, it's a web-developer gig in Cold Fusion. Cold Fusion is such delightful cake to work in... it makes web-developing so marvelously easy. Mind you, I'm no expert, but I'll never admit that to my potential employer!
Secondly, it's a work from home gig. And no, it's not one of those fly-by-night work from home gigs, "Give us $1000 and make millions with our program". It's outsourcing.
Thirdly, the potential salary is $50k.

I almost jizzed in my pants when I read that. Okay, I probably really did a little. I've got to call a number today and answer a few questions on their automated system, including things like, "Why am I the right canidate?" Why? Because I'm the fucking best thing since sliced bread people! There's not a codergeek on earth better than me!

Repeat after me:
I will land this job; I will land this job; I will land this job; I will land this job.

/me ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
  • I'll scratch my back if you scratch mine. I'm just trying to get a crappy copy shop gig on campus paying $100 a week (if I'm lucky).

    At this point I'm so desperate that I'm even willing to do shit work for a while just to have any kind of a cash flow again. Problem is, around here even the shit jobs are out on the ass end of town and require me to tromp 6 miles back and forth every day, and I'm not willing to do that.


    eliazar }()+
  • I'll send over what Qi I can spare after Tuesday is done. I need it all until then, but then it's yours (mostly). Good luck man. SOunds like a sweet gig.
  • OK, you got it. Job Mojo coming your way, .....now!
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