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How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

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run the fuck away
Have you been injured by a nipple? You might be entitled to this class-action suit.

I have suffered major injury due to this nipple.

I have had to listen to moron after moron being up in arms. And I'm sick of it. CBS, Viacom, MTV are all responsible for me suffering through the idiocy of prudes, and I'm holding them responsible. Get me a lawyer, I'm filing a class action suit against them, and a counter-suit against the plaintiff above for being a fucktard and offending me with stupidity.
  • can i get in on that, i feel tormented by the apparent stupidity of these people. And i am stressed by the media attention their lawsuit has gotten. I've lost sleep! I can't concentrate at work! I demand restitution.
  • ow! my puritanical sensibilities!
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