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Orange Alert...

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

run the fuck away

Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

Orange Alert...

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run the fuck away
The government raised our defcon Homeland Security Advisory to Defcon 4 Orange. This puts us one level away from full nuclear war Severe Risk of Terrorist Attacks. Propoganda wording of this.

Or, worded more (dis)clearly, we are at alert condition "Ernie".
Easily (mis)understood version. Thank you Eris.
  • Does anyone really pay attention to those anymore? If Führer Bush still wants Americans to shit themselves with terror and rush out to buy guns and gas masks, maybe he should blow up another building every now and then, instead of just issuing another general alert. I don't give a general fuck. Why don't they finish blowing up the Pentagon. =
  • "What security level comes after 'Totally Apeshit'?"
    -- Get Your War On
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