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Alright... ever have one of those shits, where everything is…

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

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Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

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Alright... ever have one of those shits, where everything is straining and stretching to squeeze the shit out, but the turd is just too big around, and you're afraid to keep pushing because you're afraid you're going to rip your ass apart, but know that there's nowhere else for the turd to go, so you just keep pushing and pushing through the pain?

Wow... you feel soooo much lighter afterwards.
  • I think it's my blood pressure being way too low, but I have blacked out during such occasions.
  • I've always thought that giving birth probably feels like that.
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