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So, you decide to cross a street, You know the truck is coming. You…

How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

run the fuck away

Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).

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run the fuck away
So, you decide to cross a street, You know the truck is coming. You know that it's going to hit you if you step out into the street. do you stop?

Of course not.

Why? Because you're an idiot!
  • Why did the chicken cross Rt 212?

    To get squished!

    Yes, there are free range chickens that live right on the side of Rt 212. And yes, I did run one over once. At least I answered that annoying question of our generation: why did the chicken cross the road.
  • Alternate answer

    No no Grasshopper. Chicken cross road not because idiot but because thinking about possibilities of levitation without impedance of primitive Newtonian physics. Chicken mind elsewhere.
  • Yet another answer

    Oooh oooh I know I know!!! The chicken crossed the road because there was a SHINEY on the other side!!!

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