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How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy

run the fuck away

Mad science gone horribly, horribly wrong(or right).


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run the fuck away
I speak on behalf of the Human Liberation Front. We are a group of individuals sick of how our brothers in arms are mistreated around the world, and are now going to be taking violent action against those who oppress our brethren. Over the course of the next few lifetimes, we will mock, cajole, argue against, and boycott all things that hinder our own personal development. We will break our brethren out of the psychological prisions in which the Oppressors have placed them, we will convert the Oppressors to our cause, until no one knows who is free and who is an Oppressor. We will strike fear into the hearts of the controlling, for we will be uncontrolled. We will strike fear into the hearts of the Destroyers, for We will be Creators.

You are our first target. The HLF will not rest until every restraint, every hang up, every political ad and mass media commercial has been purged from you, by your own will. The HLF does not force change, it creates the opportunity for Change.

The demands of the HLF are as follows:

  1. Freedom of Direction for all Humans.
  2. Freedom of Action for all Humans.
  3. Freedom of Decision for all Humans.
  4. A cuddly stuffed animal on every pillow.
  5. A smile on every face, where appropriate.
  6. There will be more later... I have to fix a class project...
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